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Usually a person with any combination of immaturity, mental disorders, social disorders, ability to make other laugh, and random sexual inuendo expulsion. Should be approached with caution, as a wojtus may attempt to grasp tightly anything, whether living or inanimate, and hold it in a way it calls a hug. Wojtusai (pl) also bite. Either may be fatal. If you should come into contact with a wojtus, direct its attention at something shiny, and contact your local insane assylum.
That wojtus is just like a second-grader with suicidal tendencies!
wojtus by dances on street corners August 21, 2006
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Dont be a Wojtus
Wojtus by Not always October 16, 2019
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Wojus (adjective)
Irish slang for 'poor' or 'bad'.
This cup of tea is wojus.
wojus by BrianMcA March 29, 2007
Irish slang for 'poor', 'terrible', or 'bad'. An alternative spelling is "wojus".
The movie was wojous, I've seen more life in a dead mackerel.
wojous by Highking September 19, 2009

wojtaszek 

n. A drunk known for their belligerence, incompetence and poor grasp of the English language.
I can't understand a thing you're saying, you fucking wojtaszek!!!
wojtaszek by Nascar2006 November 3, 2006
A math teacher Who likes to crack corny jokes and likes to ship students with their peers. Wojtula is often Bald and wears vests. He is a strict teacher and you don't want to piss him off.
Person 1: "Oh no! Billy bob made Wojtula upset!
Person2: "awh Shit! Here we go again!"
Person 1: "Beware! You might get a detention from the bald eagle!"
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