Definitions by Juanster

Witness 

Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.

My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.

Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!

"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"

Witness by Juanster June 2, 2014

WTD 

Instead of "What the fuck", it's "What the dick". Used to express surprise, anger, and other such emotions.

When i failed my calculus test and my friend laughed I was like dude WTD

WTD by juanster July 31, 2010