Holding so much wisdom, that one can be compared to as a literal
Gandhi of his time.
Note: One can be
old, but in fact, the only specifications for the acquiring of this word is that one must have a luxurious
beard of at least 8 inches of length
Old Cornelius was prided for having being named the most Wisdomical guy of 2085.
He now resides in a
small shack in the rolling plains of
Japan, where he combs his 11 inch
beard exactly 1,459 times a day.