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Wisconstipated 

Constipated from having too much cheese, usually happens in Wisconsin or because of a visit to Wisconsin
Person #1: You probably shouldn't have eaten so much cheese when we went to the Wisconsin Dells.

Person #2: Yeah, now I'm really Wisconstipated.
Wisconstipated by Wewtaco March 29, 2011
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Wisconstipated 

I was running in the 5K when I became Wisconstipated. I was sweating with Wisconstipation.
Wisconstipated by lear45pilot May 27, 2011

Wisconstipated 

When you eat so much cheese in Wisconsin that you become constipated
“Man I ate so much cheese on my vacation in Wisconsin and now I’m Wisconstipated”
Wisconstipated by rms1994 July 6, 2019
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