Wisconsin Floor Buffer 

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.

Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

Wisconsin Floor Buffer by The George McLovin October 18, 2008

Wisconsin Floorbuffer 

When you sit a girl down in a pile of shit and then make her give you head while you spin her around

I sat that girl down in a pile of shit and made her do a Wisconsin Floorbuffer

Wisconsin Floorbuffer by Dyke and ike November 1, 2008