A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.
by RickO March 26, 2003
A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.
“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”
“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021
Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.
Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
by TheRussianHammer November 28, 2017
by ShangstaGangsta August 31, 2009
by Splash master 3 getter March 22, 2019
"Gavin had to use an entire roll of toilet paper after doing a 50 wiper"
"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"
"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"
by reuben teuge February 24, 2010
by woobonova March 26, 2010