damn, one fucked city. you either love it or hate it; we get hella cold winters, hella hot summers, with plenty of carjackings in between, and murders. murder capital of canada, REPRESENT. our south end is probably the chillest part of the city, least killings, least gangstas. west ends got the African mafia mad cowz n some otha crazy shit, north ends got the natives and the indian posse, east ends got some philipino gangs ive heard, who knows, i dont care about that part of the city. our party scenes pretty dope, lots of bars etc, plus we got the college, so some prettttty decent girls round here as well. oh and the junior hockey is sick, and the pro hockey isnt bad either; our pro football team blows, bombers, i dont even wanna talk bbout them. anyways if your drivin thru here, dont go out downtown late at night n make sure yo cars got an immobilizer haha
man, i was cruisin thru the north end of winnipeg and some natives jumped me and took my car!
wow i saw the winnipeg blue bombers play the other night, they sucked so bad i left half way through
wow i saw the winnipeg blue bombers play the other night, they sucked so bad i left half way through
by southside52 January 30, 2007
A pretty good city in Manitoba Canada. NO LONGER THE MURDER CAPITAL OF CANADA (that title now goes to Edmonton, Alberta). Winters are getting warmer as each year goes by. Some new develoments in the downtown (although no LRT yet, which sucks). An extremely multicultural city; the Filipino Capital of Canada. Also a very underrated city. Tons of festivals in the summer, and a few in the winter. Close to so many lakes and outdoor recreational activity areas. A good city that will soon be upgraded to a "great" city.
So I got jumped and mugged in Calgary and saw three people carrying guns in downtown Toronto. Guess there is crime all over Canada. Winnipeg ain't looking so bad now.
by Philip Orestes October 14, 2006
Capital of Manitoba. Dangerous in some areas, a complete joke in others (Pembina, St. Vital, Richmond West). Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. Easy girls. SHITTY WEATHER --> hot ass summers, cold ass winters. Bad mosq's (not so bad last summer, well atleast not in Richmond West). Good party scene. Easy girls. Cheap shopping. Really good place to start a family (well not in shitty areas, i.e., North End). Friendly people. A lot, I mean A LOT, of Natives though. We don't have summer, we have construction. Proud SLURPEE CAPTIAL. Under-rated to the M.A.X.
by BOOP111000111 February 12, 2010
Winnipeg. The place with the highest crime rate in Canada. I call it the "New York" of Canada. It has natives that will jack you in a blink. Easy drugs. If you want to live anywhere in Canada, it is Winnipeg.
by Eric... November 27, 2005
by UW Admirer September 13, 2003
Winnipeg is one big native reserve where the Indians will shank you without blinking. You will never see any more dirty savages anywhere else. It's the murder, car theft, gang (?)and car theft capatal of Canada. Crumbling roads and hot summers follewed by bone chilling winters. Has to be one of the worst places in Canada to live. Avoid even flying over Winnipeg in case your plane has to make an emergency landing.
by Stuck Here December 25, 2007
From a purely Darwinian evolutionary perspective, it can be shown that the city of Winnipeg (and for that matter practically all of Manitoba) is full of stupid people; An entire province full of brain-dead idiots and morons, descended from a long line settlers who were obviously too mentally retarded to leave this place after their first winter here.
The smart people, upon arriving in Manitoba, took a look at the utter desolation of the land, the complete lack of scenery, the summertime bugs, the agonizing miserable Arctic hell-hole winters, shook their heads and said "See ya!" and immediately headed South. The stupid people stayed and started a dirty, crime-ridden, bleak and miserable city that must surely be the most depressing place in Canada to live in.
The fact that there are any people living in this miserable awful place at all, when there are so very very many better places to live on this planet, proves that there must be something very lacking in their intelligence. (Mine too, I guess, though I am trying to leave!)
The smart people, upon arriving in Manitoba, took a look at the utter desolation of the land, the complete lack of scenery, the summertime bugs, the agonizing miserable Arctic hell-hole winters, shook their heads and said "See ya!" and immediately headed South. The stupid people stayed and started a dirty, crime-ridden, bleak and miserable city that must surely be the most depressing place in Canada to live in.
The fact that there are any people living in this miserable awful place at all, when there are so very very many better places to live on this planet, proves that there must be something very lacking in their intelligence. (Mine too, I guess, though I am trying to leave!)
Smart settler: "Hmm. 6 months of intolerable winter, 3 months of miserable spring/fall weather, 3 months of mosquito infested summer."
Dumb settler": "Duh... looks good, eh? Look at dat purdy tree! I call it Winnipeg!"
Smart settler: "Yeah, ok. Good luck with that. I'm outa here!"
Dumb settler": "Duh... looks good, eh? Look at dat purdy tree! I call it Winnipeg!"
Smart settler: "Yeah, ok. Good luck with that. I'm outa here!"
by Brain-dead Winnipegger January 31, 2008