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Winnie The Poo 

V: This sex act consists of fisting one's butthole, and then licking their fingers. It looks alot like Winnie the Pooh eating honey out of a jar.
Chris: Hey what did you last night?

Logan: yo man, i Winnie the Pooed my girlfriend i think i caught an infection and pink eye.
Winnie The Poo by fbgetmoney April 26, 2009

poo winkle 

when you shit your pants and a fairy comes out your ass
good god charles that was a nasty poo winkle
poo winkle by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

Winnie The Poo 

A very groovey bear.
Winnie The Poo spent all day doing a lot of nothing in particular. In fact thats how he'd spent the entire week.
Winnie The Poo by Icoe March 26, 2005

Winnie the Poo 

When you pour honey all over your dick and bang your partner in the ass.
We started with a dirty sanchez but then things got sticky after I Winnie the Poo-ed the shit out of her last night.
Winnie the Poo by Pebbles Domus February 23, 2011

winnie the poo 

When one proceeds to excrete a tubby orange bear, wearing a red shirt although no pants, straight out of their behind.
Woman: AAAAAAAAaaaaAaaaaAaarrrgggGGgGghhhHh!!1!1!!!

Doctor: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

*PLOP*

Winnie the Pooh: Hello, piglette!

Winnie The Poo 

The act of break and enter or avoiding police by means of punching a whole through fence or window, then attempting to climb through.
they caught a methhead pulling a winnie the poo through a laundrymat window. i guess he didn't know it was open past 6.
Winnie The Poo by godii September 14, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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