Wingardayum leftitoasta

The spell to conjure a flying fuck as given by Hermione Granger.

Ted: hi rob!
Rob:(cringes, starts flicking his iPhone like a wand desperately) "Wingardayum Leftitoasta! Wingardayum Leftitoasta! Please work! Wingardayum Leftitoasta!"

by Bookman369 October 6, 2021