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Dingleberry Winery 

When you sit on the toilet so long, the water turns into steam and condenses on your ass.
That was one massive dingleberry winery, I had to wipe both cheeks.

That dump was so massive, you turned that bathroom into a dingleberry winery.
Dingleberry Winery by Angrylolrus November 3, 2010
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winegraine 

when you know you should just have a couple of glasses of wine and you drink the bottle and wake up with a winegraine (migraine) !
I hate those wines that you buy - you only have a couple of glasses and you wake up with a winegraine !
winegraine by purplesloth October 30, 2009
A particularly submissive breed of male with feminine characteristics. A Winery will sweep any girl or guy off of their feet and appear to cherish them tenderly, however this is not the case as Winery only wishes to spike them and steal their organs. Winery’s also have the tendency to be explosive and will often shart their pants in public.
Sparkling Ale - OMG Winery is such a nice and sincere guy!

Double Agent - I’d be careful the last Winery stole my ex boyfriend uterus
Sparkling Ale - He is definitely a keeper, who needs kidney’s anyway?
Winery by possum master January 18, 2020
is building where people make wine.
Red Wine is made in the local winery
winery by Jme3681 December 15, 2015
A form of energy, related to wind energy, that will sometimes escape the mouth while a person is trying to say, "Wind energy".

Has little use as a form of electricity generation.
Wind energy is better in this regard, specifically "small-scale winergy".
winergy by neonblue2 June 16, 2010

Winegrad 

Also referred to as Rodney Steele, this subject was a famous 80's porn star who's coke habit caused his demise and the loss of function in his phallus which was approximated to be 14.25 inches and now resides at an approximate size of 0.78 inches. This misfortunate event has led people to mistake his small phallus with a clitoris.
That Jared was a crazy Winegrad, especially after his phallus got so small!
Winegrad by SaladBoyLover January 11, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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