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winfag
A person that is a fan boy of the Microsoft Windows Operating System and becomes enraged when anyone tries to question anything bad about the Windows Operating System.
Person 1: "Wow Windows Vista sure does suck! It crashes on me all the."
Person 2: "WHAT? NO? Windows is the best! You just don't know how to use Windows."
Person 1: "Wow, your such a winfag"
Person 2: "WHAT? NO? Windows is the best! You just don't know how to use Windows."
Person 1: "Wow, your such a winfag"
winfag by PowerUser1992 September 23, 2010
Related Words
WineFag • winfag • win7fag • Wineagoraphobia • Winebago • Wine Vagine • wine bag • Wine Bagged • Wine Bagger • Wine fart
Winfag
Winfag is a person who defends and doesn't see the downsides of Microsoft Windows, while calling other OSes bad for many reasons. These people frequently argue about this as well.
- Vista is probably one of the worst operating systems from Windows.
- VISTA IS A GOOD OS, IT WAS JUST PEOPLE HAD SH*TTY SPECS WHEN IT RELEASED. <insert insults to unix OSes like Linux or MacOS>
- Alright then, Winfag. Maybe you should spend less time sucking to Windows and more on doing research next time.
- VISTA IS A GOOD OS, IT WAS JUST PEOPLE HAD SH*TTY SPECS WHEN IT RELEASED. <insert insults to unix OSes like Linux or MacOS>
- Alright then, Winfag. Maybe you should spend less time sucking to Windows and more on doing research next time.
Wineagoraphobia
The absolute worst heart dropping fear of (NOT) having a bottle of wine on the ready and needing to leave home go to get it.
Don’t tilt this last bottle of 20/20 because I’m trying to Netflix and chill but my girl has Wineagoraphobia . She has severe meltdowns, fast heart rate, sweats, uncontrolled slapping of her head and panic attack’s just thinking the bottle is dry and she has to go get more. So don’t touch it!
Wineagoraphobia by Italianstrongladyboss August 12, 2019
win7fag
Someone who thinks that windows 7 is the greatest OS although it has copied or attempted to copy mac's iconic Dock.
They say that windows is worth £229 (RRP) for a copy of the full OS and they honestly believe mac is a rip off when Snow Lepord is £25.
Cant accept that macs last longer thus why the hardware is more expensive.
They say that windows is worth £229 (RRP) for a copy of the full OS and they honestly believe mac is a rip off when Snow Lepord is £25.
Cant accept that macs last longer thus why the hardware is more expensive.
That guy is a win7fag.
win7fag by tellingyouthetruth February 17, 2010
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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