An operating system which uses backslashes in paths (which get confused with escape characters), has a useless terminal, uses the longest damn pathnames and identifiers ever, and has absolutely no modularity whatsoever.
I have spoken.
I have spoken.
Windows user: Windows isn't crap - you can carry out complex tasks with months of programming with it.
Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.
Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.
by xlq January 12, 2007
by fleabassuk June 2, 2003
by Susy the Hot June 1, 2004
a computer operationing system which in order to run free of bugs (that were not originally included on installation disc) must be kept away from any internet connection.
A: "Dude i got a virus on my Windows CP!"
B: "Were you connected to the internet?"
A: "Yes..."
B: "There you go!"
B: "Were you connected to the internet?"
A: "Yes..."
B: "There you go!"
by Linx_rulz September 11, 2006
by Deahenle July 19, 2003
Me: *Looks out window*
Wife: What did you need?
Me: I know you ate the last cookie... I want a divorce.
Wife: What did you need?
Me: I know you ate the last cookie... I want a divorce.
by AlexWhiteRules August 26, 2010
Microsoft's answer to X Windows. Many people claim Windows always crashes, the only reason Windows crashes is due to poorly 3rd party written drivers, and 3rd party software written by careless programmers.
by Anonymous August 6, 2003