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Windover 

A seemingly polite and refined girl who lets wind rip like a old man that forgot to take his daily beano. You can tell you are in the presence of a Windover when skirts fly up Marilyn Monroe style when there appears to be no breeze. Windovers tend to love math and eat salsa obsessively, causing these explosions of epic proportions. It is rumored that the original Windover is the weapon of mass destruction that could never be found in Iraq.
Jenny: Wow, Roxy is so refined and poised.
Jessica: No, I don't believe it for a second. That girl's a Windover.
Jenny: You think?!
Jessica: Oh yeah. I just saw her finish a entire family sized salsa container.
Roxy passes by while farting
Jenny (looking over at flowers that are dying) You're right! Roxy is a Windover!
Windover by SweetFlower May 10, 2011
Words you can keep

Wineover 

Hangover from wine, which is a more complex, full-bodied hangover than from liquor or beer.
Oh god, I have such a wineover. Way too much vino last night.
Wineover by Shoe-ryl March 13, 2009

Wingover 

A buffalo wing induced hangover.
I ate 50 buffalo wings last night at the Pub, now I've got a wingover.
Wingover by Cougafella August 6, 2009

Windozer 

A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.
"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"
Windozer by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023

wind over poo 

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.
"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."
wind over poo by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

Wind over 

When you have to poop, but you hold it and only fart. The wind goes over the poop.
That fart really stinks, please go to the bathroom, I dont need any more Wind over's in this here!
Wind over by Dick Waymer January 7, 2011
A Small town 5 miles from Aylesbury, almost the same as Aylesbury but has a bit more class and less Chavs. Lots of pubs, everyone knows everyone and has or is doing each other.
Lets go to Wendover and start a fight at the Fair.
Wendover by Tony Watson October 16, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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