Windover

A seemingly polite and refined girl who lets wind rip like a old man that forgot to take his daily beano. You can tell you are in the presence of a Windover when skirts fly up Marilyn Monroe style when there appears to be no breeze. Windovers tend to love math and eat salsa obsessively, causing these explosions of epic proportions. It is rumored that the original Windover is the weapon of mass destruction that could never be found in Iraq.

Jenny: Wow, Roxy is so refined and poised.
Jessica: No, I don't believe it for a second. That girl's a Windover.
Jenny: You think?!
Jessica: Oh yeah. I just saw her finish a entire family sized salsa container.
Roxy passes by while farting
Jenny (looking over at flowers that are dying) You're right! Roxy is a Windover!

by SweetFlower May 10, 2011

Wineover

Hangover from wine, which is a more complex, full-bodied hangover than from liquor or beer.

Oh god, I have such a wineover. Way too much vino last night.

by Shoe-ryl March 13, 2009

Wingover

A buffalo wing induced hangover.

I ate 50 buffalo wings last night at the Pub, now I've got a wingover.

by Cougafella August 6, 2009

Windozer

A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.

"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"

by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023

wind over poo

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.

"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

Wind over

When you have to poop, but you hold it and only fart. The wind goes over the poop.

That fart really stinks, please go to the bathroom, I dont need any more Wind over's in this here!

by Dick Waymer January 7, 2011

Wendover

A Small town 5 miles from Aylesbury, almost the same as Aylesbury but has a bit more class and less Chavs. Lots of pubs, everyone knows everyone and has or is doing each other.

Lets go to Wendover and start a fight at the Fair.

by Tony Watson October 16, 2010