Wind Rape

When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.
Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?

Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.

Gary: Ah sheeeet.
by TakeEmOff September 18, 2011
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wind rape

While riding in the backseat of a car, the person in the seat in front of you rudely rolls down his/her window to smoke a cigarette- causing the wind to blow straight in your face.
Trenton: I just got wind raped!
by Tom Alex Douchty May 30, 2010
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