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A term a smarmy salesman or manager uses to tell you that both parties have positive outcomes from a situation. This is rarely true. see Enterprise bargaining

So you see here we have a win win deal.

Oh yes of course, you take my old car for nothing, and i pay off this new one for the next 38 years, i am a winner then arent i?

Win win by jamesbrown May 1, 2003

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Win Win

When a female performs fellatio on a male while he consumes a nice juicy steak.

On March 14th I better get a win win.

Win Win by Council of Men March 7, 2012

win-win

A win-win situation is where all outcomes are desirable.

If you kill him, you'll get respect and the cops won't touch you.

If you don't kill him, someone else will whack that asshole..

win-win by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Win-win

Something everyone loves and wants to have/achieve.

Person: He is such a Win-win

Win-win by emilie_thesv February 2, 2021

Win-win

As discussed in "The 40 Year-Old Virgin," a win-win is the act of popping any kind of drowsiness inducing drug (Nyquill for example) and proceeding to jerk off. Whether or not one finishes before falling asleep is besides the point because "either way you win..."

Rob: "You going out tonight man?"
Gene: "Nah I'm staying in tonight. I'm pretty tired."

Rob: "You going for a win-win?"

Gene: "Great idea!"

Win-win by Wolf man May 22, 2012

Win-Win

Woman lays belly down so her head is near the edge of the bed. The male places his penis in the woman's mouth, so that the deeper he gos, the harder he can press on the ladies back. The purpose being that they both get what they want. She gets a back rub, he gets head. The deeper he gos, the better\harder he presses on the back.

Her: baby, can I get a backrub?

Him: I've got a Win-Win for ya, dear.

Win-Win by Piratevalandi May 10, 2018

WIN-WIN

Describes the mutual benefit and result when a brave human shares their life story.

The human feels more connected with themself.

The other humans feel more connected to each other.

The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.

Brave human shared their life stories to benefit future generations while also discovering personal reflective gems - it was a WIN-WIN.

WIN-WIN by the WIN/WIN September 6, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026