The dark cloud of doom that plagues one’s favorite sports team for years and decades that can only be undone by a fan, bandwagon fan, or faithful fan by a sports sacrifice to that particular teams sports god for a championship.
“Dude, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’re gay, so admit it already as sacrifice so the 49ers can win a Super Bowl finally!, because The WillyGoat Curse is taking out our 49ers best players every game!”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.