Willy Nelson

Older gentleman who smokes marijuana

"Jeff has a couple kids but he's still puffs. He's a real Willy Nelson"

by HAHADude January 1, 2016

willy nelson

reverse father nelson, done towards the front instead of back.

Carlos was so mad that he looked Danny in the face and gave him a willy nelson

by mpc6q7 September 19, 2013

the willy nelson

an inescapable wrestling move

used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class

derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"

Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson

by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007

Wet Willy Nelson

The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.

John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!

by Dartamisprime April 17, 2019

gagging Willy Nelson

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.

I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

washed up willy nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arrousment in a short period of time that it is unable to carry on in its current physical state

"i had sex with three hoes and my wang has been limp all week

by adam is a sexy SOB February 18, 2005

washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj May 13, 2005