Willy's willy
A Willy's willy is a small stick in Willy's pants. He is commonly known as lilleluren and is known for a life without pussy.
Willy's willy by MoeyFan1 November 24, 2022
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Sportsman's Willy
The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”
"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
Sportsman's Willy by Beztheowl July 29, 2009
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black man's willy
Term used for a BMW that has all the extra bling for added performance. Usually an M3 with all the accessories.
black man's willy by Alphaghettisoup November 17, 2016
Willy's Cherry
when a female takes revenge out on her male partner by having anal sex with a different male having him cum in her ass then she shits it out in a container and saves it until she starts her period again, then deposits it in her vagina before she lets her boyfriend eat her out
Keri got mad at her boyfriend Bob so she had sex with Dick and let him cum in her ass then she shit it out into a cup and saved it for the next time she started her period then put the stored doodoo brown colored fermented cum in her vagina secretly, then let Bob eat her out. When Bob successfully finished eating out Keri to the point of orgasm she asked How did that taste to pop Willy's Cherry? Revenge is fucking sweet!
Willy's Cherry by Eillek Buubz August 30, 2013
One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch
a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!
One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch by weave March 24, 2003
Duncan's willy
Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
Duncan's willy by CatMac February 7, 2014
Willy's Wonka
Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.
While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.
Willy's Wonka by Doglover69 May 15, 2009
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