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(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.
1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.

2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.
by John Kellis Fernando January 04, 2007
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another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"
I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.
by El_Scorcho January 30, 2005
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Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.
Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?

Kid 2: No, I did last year though.

Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?

Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.

Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?
by GiggityGoo69 January 16, 2011
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The definition of Willy Wonka is β€œWyatt”.

Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.

It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for β€œWyatt” and vice a versa.
β€œWyatt, aka. Willy Wonka, ran 11 millimeters because he needed mental stability”
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noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;

1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.

2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*

3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.

4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"

"What happened?!"

"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"

"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
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Noun- refers to when a girl likes the "chocolate factory." (Black men)
We call Hannah "Willy Wonka" because of her interest in black men. (Chocolate factory)
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