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Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules

Rule #1 No Boomers
Rule #2 No Zoomers
Rule #3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule #4 No Marvel Stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No K-Pop
Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship is F**k
Rule #8 No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Sh*t
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud Videos Are Sometimes Funny
Wilbur: guys, remember the 11 Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules.

Wilbur: *states all 11 rules*
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Wilbur Soot ylyl rules

Rule #1 No boomers
Rule #2 No zoomers
Rule #3 No weebs (Under penalty of death(I'm looking at you Phil))

Rule #4 No Marvel stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No Kpop
Rule #7 No MLP, friendship is fuck
Rule #8 No videos I've already seen before
Rule #9 Staged videos are shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud videos are sometimes funny
11a) Not funny 11b) Funny
Rule #12 That fucking cat in a wheelchair video is shit
Rule #13 Phil is always right
Rule #14 Respect all authority, unless they infringe on your rights, then brick a police windshield
Rule #8!! I've already seen this video 100 times!! Wilbur Soot ylyl rules!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026