Wigotry 

The study of the styling and manufacturing of wigs, hairpieces, hair weaves, hair extensions and other artificial hair integrations.

‘It has been said that wigotry is both an art and a science. The left and right brains unite to remedy thinning scalps through clever engineering and creative innovation.’
‘Beatrice scored top marks in wigotry during her studies at the British International Institute of Beauty.’
‘Graduates of the university's post-graduate wigotry programme are required to know how to treat hair loss caused by hereditary alopecia and chemotherapy.’

Wigotry by HorHor84 August 15, 2019

wigitry 

the state of wig-out-ness which can be achieved through general nerdyness and insanit

hey man, bo burnham is so ridiculous in practicing his wigitry

wigitry by fondafondafonda June 22, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016