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A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.
Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.
by Craigsfan August 31, 2007
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A surfer who lacks the appropriate balance required for proficiency, thus needing his feet to be planted wider than normal in order to not fall off the board. Usually a beginner or otherwise kook lacking style.
Look at that wide stance kook proning in the whitewater!
by brentmcd October 01, 2007
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Refers to the stature of a male who has an over-abundance of genitalia.
Of course he has a wide stance; he's packing some serious sausage between his legs. Dude needs room.
by Project ACB October 01, 2007
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The need to use a public restroom, especially for those who abhor the lack of privacy, and find it hard to "go", in such facilities, but are forced to out of a sense of urgency.
Honey, I'm at the Atlanta airport and I hate to tell ya, but I have to take a WIDE STANCE.
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to expel excrement from the bowels via the anal canal; move one's bowels .
"I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).
by Mason Lerner October 01, 2007
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