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reprisal procedure 

Noun.

A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.
"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"

"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."

Floating island of reprisal 

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

National Pegging Day Reprisal 

June 25th is the second celebration of National Pegging day!! Grab your favorite subs and give them the second best day of their life
“No way, its National Pegging Day, I’ve been waiting all year for this!”

“No, that was yesterday, today is National Pegging Day Reprisal”
To get back at the fool that crossed you.
When he stole my girl oh boy the reprisals
Reprisals by Vercingtoix October 23, 2016