"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"
"Yeah, during admission,
the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me.
Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix
parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."