Wiarton

A small tourist community located on the Bruce Peninsula in South Western Ontario. Known for Wiarton Willie, the weather-predicting groundhog. Wiarton is also home to the annual Wiarton Wille festival, beautiful scenery, and friendly residents.

"I'm spending the weekend at my cottage in Wiarton."

"Sounds great, I hear that area is beautiful!"

by mraldz January 14, 2013

Wiarton

A small town in Grey Bruce, its known for an albino groundhog.

The streets are littered with trash and aborted kids.
Wiarton is synonymous with skooter-fags, as that is its predominant export.

Wiarton can be summarized by a pothead standing outside of timmies, prostituting themselves, while their kid goes scootering into traffic.

by Liam The Truth Speaker November 2, 2017

Wiarton

The most stupid. greasiest, poor slum of a town probably in existence. Everyone that lives there is usually a crack head and a whore. Nobody should ever come close to this place because it is an utter shit hole and you will probably get aids by breathing the disgusting red neck air that is Wiarton.

Guy: "I went to Wiarton the other day!"
Guy2: "Last time I went there I got genital aids by breathing through my nose!"

by Doublerainbowz April 5, 2011

Wiarton Willie

An albino groundhog who lived in Wiarton, Ontario, famed for prognosticating the end of winter on Groundhog Day. Found in an advanced state of decomposition in February of 1999, Wiarton Willie was was given a grand funeral wherein a plush toy stood in for his body. A replacement (Wee Willie) was later sought out, and a limited edition Beanie Baby was released. A statue of Willie, situated in a harbourside park in Wiarton, is said to look like an erect penis from the harbour. The entire history of Wiarton Willie is doused in oddity and shenanigans.

I went down to the harbour to see that statue of Wiarton Willie; yeah, I see what you're talking about.

by Feo2 July 10, 2010

Wharton brooker

A person who fishes right on top of you they are normally seen anywhere from opening day till the early days of summer only on weekends and in good weather. Usually smoking they use a little tackle box and a old ugly stik and leave there trash everywhere. The name is derived from Wharton brook state park a Connecticut stocked fishery where most of the people suck at fishing and are scumbags.

Yea me and Nathan were fly fishing and we had a Wharton brooker next to us in the pool he crossed our lines and spooked all the trout in the pool.

by Fly fishing frank June 9, 2022

backdoor whartonite

A student at the University of Pennsylvania who transfers into the university's Wharton School of Business after a year at another of the schools, most typically the undergraduate College. Wharton expects a first-year GPA of 3.7 to allow transfer. A student often does this because it is seen as easier to accomplish than to be admitted to Wharton straight out of high school. Wharton has higher SAT and GPA expectations for students than Penn's other schools - the College, Nursing, Engineering, etc.

"Hey Mark, why are you taking such bullshit classes your first semester at Penn?"
"Shh, I'm trying to be a backdoor Whartonite. That's why I'm taking Sociology 001, a writing seminar, American Music History, and Intro to Japanese Culture."

by Moggraider April 15, 2008

Whartonite

Someone that is attending, or is an alumnus of the prestigious Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. The term can be used to describe both undergrads and MBA students and alumni.

That's a power couple if I ever saw one. She made partner at a top consulting firm in 5 years flat, and he runs the biggest hedge fund in the business. It's not surprising to learn that they're both Whartonites.

by koolducati February 6, 2007