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Limerick equivalent of a whitey ie. when someone gets too sick from smoking too much hash.
Watch him he's pulling a f'n whitner.
Whitner by johnnynoears August 19, 2007
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A person who is a legend in their own mind. A person that is truly convinced that all of the bullshit that comes from their mouth is a statement of fact and relevance. Basically, a complete fucking moron.
That guy is such a dick. He talks so much shit. What a Whitner!
Whitner by mishnel January 11, 2012

writnerd 

n. singular: Always solo Starbox customer who hogs table for four. Often gazing pretentiously into the text page of new iBook his moms gave him (to keep him in her basement with his tard toys). Gazes poetically at the backside of passing females. Sighs.

orig. "writner," a fake, wanted-to-be writer. From: writer, or unemployed person.
Dude, hear the one about the Hollywood starlet who was so dumb she gave her number to a writnerd?

Snap, can't believe that writnerd wrote this provider content using just his big brain!
writnerd by Wiitester May 23, 2008
(Noun/Verb)

A Whitner is another name for someone who gets overly excited about nothing at all, or something they werent involved in. The term derives from Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner, who is quite possibly the worst player to ever suit up in the NFL. You can see him on sundays (unless its blacked out) on TV displaying his talents.
(Noun)-

Brian: Wow look at this Whitner going crazy over summer vacation.
Tim: It's December...
Brian: Exactly.

(Verb)-

Steve: I was Whitnering all over the field today!
Barry: Yea I saw that, you didnt even make a tackle.
Steve: Exactly.
Whitner by Billy Buffalo November 30, 2010
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026