Whritner

A Badass last name.Anyone who has the last name is the most Badass person you will ever meet

Dude1:Look…
Dude2:Oh yeah they’re most likely whritner’s

by xXYOU LOOK NICEXx :) June 30, 2021

Whitner

Limerick equivalent of a whitey ie. when someone gets too sick from smoking too much hash.

Watch him he's pulling a f'n whitner.

by johnnynoears August 19, 2007

Whitner

A person who is a legend in their own mind. A person that is truly convinced that all of the bullshit that comes from their mouth is a statement of fact and relevance. Basically, a complete fucking moron.

That guy is such a dick. He talks so much shit. What a Whitner!

by mishnel January 11, 2012

writnerd

n. singular: Always solo Starbox customer who hogs table for four. Often gazing pretentiously into the text page of new iBook his moms gave him (to keep him in her basement with his tard toys). Gazes poetically at the backside of passing females. Sighs.

orig. "writner," a fake, wanted-to-be writer. From: writer, or unemployed person.

Dude, hear the one about the Hollywood starlet who was so dumb she gave her number to a writnerd?

Snap, can't believe that writnerd wrote this provider content using just his big brain!

by Wiitester May 23, 2008

Whitner

(Noun/Verb)

A Whitner is another name for someone who gets overly excited about nothing at all, or something they werent involved in. The term derives from Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner, who is quite possibly the worst player to ever suit up in the NFL. You can see him on sundays (unless its blacked out) on TV displaying his talents.

(Noun)-

Brian: Wow look at this Whitner going crazy over summer vacation.
Tim: It's December...
Brian: Exactly.

(Verb)-

Steve: I was Whitnering all over the field today!
Barry: Yea I saw that, you didnt even make a tackle.
Steve: Exactly.

by Billy Buffalo November 30, 2010