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whore monkey 

A guy who is so desperate to get laid repeatedly that he will do whatever an eligible girl asks him to do, like a trained monkey.
Brynn: So Aaron really ran to get you lightbulbs in the middle of foreplay?

Kim: Yeah, he'll do whatever I want him to do. He's totally my whore monkey.
whore monkey by Bryntastic February 27, 2008

shit eating whore monkey 

a monkey that eats feces whilst engaging in prostitution
a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client

Monkey Whore 

A whore who works for Bananas.
You know that Monkey Whore down on 5th street. She turns tricks for Bananas.
Monkey Whore by Lord80James October 10, 2008

ugly monkey whore

Someone that looks like the ass end of a camel and smells like rotting garbage, and of course is a whore.
Hey piss off you ugly monkey whore or He/she looks like a Ugly monkey whore.
ugly monkey whore by Rich cebry December 17, 2008

monkey-whore 

usually a tremendously slutty guy who fucks like monkeys...this insult must be said with great determination and force...
-"Hey bitches, want some of this?"
-"Who knows where you've been, go fuck your baboon-mama, monkey-whore."
monkey-whore by poopsie hamsterchunks November 29, 2003

Monkey Whore 

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.
Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.
Monkey Whore by Luke June 18, 2004
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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