exclaiming the famous actresses name while jizzing after being jacked off with chocolate syrup, preferably nestle chocolate syrup hardening shell brand.

R: did you hear about Adam the other day?
Example:
J: what about Adam?
R: he whoopi goldberged Becca right in front of an audience.
J: Oh yeah i was there.

Example:
Timothy was about to whoopi goldberg Gertrude but he didnt make it in time and the chocolate shell hardened.

whoopi goldberg by whoopiiiiii12 May 15, 2009

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whoopi goldberg

To have had meagre success, only to be universally hated soon after.

David Blaine is so Whoopi Goldberg

whoopi goldberg by Brain McFadden September 16, 2005

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Whoopi Goldberg

Eating/licking the dried faecal remains tangled in the hair around the asshole area.

Dad: 'Would you nail that girl?'

Keith:' Fuck yeah man, I would Whoopi Goldberg her!'

Whoopi Goldberg by OldYag October 7, 2009

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Whoopi Goldberg'd

(verb) (\ˈgōl(d)-ˌbərg-d\)
Also known as: Goldberg'd, Goldberged, Goldberging

Derived from the viral video in which Bill O'Rielly's conservative opinion drives Whoopi Goldberg into a nonsensical frenzy and she walks off "The View".

To become so flustered, confused, speechless, and enraged over a specific topic of discussion or event, that one literally storms out of the room in an indignant and wrathful cloud of smoke and fire. See rage quit.

1. When his public policy class began discussing gay marriage and its benefits in society, he Whoopi Goldberg'd his way right out the door.

2. "I can't this shit anymore... I'm Goldberging it."

Whoopi Goldberg'd by OHBobSaget November 2, 2010

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