whompus cat

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009

deli whompus

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.

Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey

by Billy Badass & Super Duper July 30, 2011

kaddi whompus

1) an unusual person, or someone with abnormal personalities

2) a foolish or dim-witted idea

3)a really whack statement

1- "That bitch got a dick and a cunt, she is all kaddi whompus!"
2- Steve-"I can't believe you thought it would be a good idea to drink these beers warm!"
Jack-"Yeah man, you got all kaddi whompus there, it's all about them cold beers."
3- Kurtis-"I'm telling you man, sucking dick is not gay."
Donny-"That is some kaddi whompus shit right there."

by Rugo April 30, 2008

Titty-whompus

When something is the titts but better. So good it whomps on titties.

Man, I got to drive that new Ferarri - that was titty-whompus!

How cool is that new bar?
It's titty-whompus!

by Wheel2 March 1, 2008

King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

by DustNugget June 12, 2011

Whompus

Humungus balls, Dick

Man Devon has a big, fat whompus.

by November 6, 2021

Skiddily Whompus

A term used to describe something that's crooked, or squirrely

"If you wouldn't have parked so skiddily whompus, I could have parked in the garage next to you."
"The handyman hung the frame crooked, so it looks skiddily whompus."

by YonceAllOnHisMouthLikeLiquor May 10, 2019