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who needs 

who needs is someone asking if anyone needs drugs
kyle posted “who needs” on his story let’s buy from him
who needs by small fart May 13, 2022

who needs a car if i can swim underwater

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates? 

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.
Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma 

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

a bitch who needs to chill 

A bitch who needs to stfu and go suck some dick and hop off mine

.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.

.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.
.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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