peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

who needs a car if i can swim underwater by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.

Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates? by hsartoris95 January 18, 2010

snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude

my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma by littlejimmie August 4, 2019

a bitch who needs to chill

A bitch who needs to stfu and go suck some dick and hop off mine

a bitch who needs to chill

a bitch who needs to chill by randomglogirl December 23, 2022

.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.

.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 23, 2025

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026