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who needs by small fart May 13, 2022
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who needs • who needs a car if i can swim underwater • a bitch who needs to chill • snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma • .9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9. • In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates? • People-Who-Need-To-Not • You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor. • who • Who asked?
who needs a car if i can swim underwater
a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
who needs a car if i can swim underwater by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021
In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?
Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*
In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates? by hsartoris95 January 18, 2010
snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma
one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude
snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma by littlejimmie August 4, 2019
a bitch who needs to chill
a bitch who needs to chill by randomglogirl December 23, 2022
.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.
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