White Jeans 

An article of clothing that will increase your girls bootylicousness exponentially.

Clarence: Damn, Ugly Betty lookn good t'night!

Antonio: Yep, dem white jeans took her from about a 3 to a 9!

White Jeans by jrm912 December 18, 2012

White Jeans 

A person that likes anal

“Look at that girl with white jeans!! She totally digs anal”

White Jeans by Billysapple May 30, 2018

white jeans 

worn by slutty girls to attract black men. black men see a chick in white jeans as a bulls eye.

the girl in the white jeans is trolling for some black dick

white jeans by pornname December 11, 2011

White jeans 

A person who likes anal

“Look at that girl with white jeans! She totally digs anal”

White jeans by Billysapple May 30, 2018

white jeans 

a terrible idea, always. even if you listen to dubstep. limited to house painters and those recently out of the closet. unless you are famous or gay their should be no excuse. they get dirty real fast. in a local questionnaire, they were voted in majority, gross.

Hey, did you see that kehd in the white jeans?
yeah, he was terrible.

white jeans by barbieplasticleg April 6, 2010

White Jeans Theory 

The White Jeans Theory is a theory that anybody, regardless of sex, who wears full length pure white jeans enjoys and engages in the act of anal sex.

The theory was created after the founder of the White Jeans Theory discovered that girls that wear white jeans have very crazy, sexy and uncontrollable personality. After months of pondering and investigating this discovery the founder realized that the commonalty between people who wear white jeans is the fact that they engage in anal sex. The theory includes both male and female.

If the person wearing white jeans denis the theory it is because they just don't know they like it yet, even if they tried it.

The theory only includes full length pure white jeans. Shorts, Capris, yoga pants or other non-jean materials do not count. People wearing white jeans as part of a uniform for work, school or costume purposes also does not count.

According to the white jeans theory people who wear white jeans like anal sex.

That girl is wearing white jeans... You know what that means?

White Jeans Theory by FITZ! December 18, 2012

Guys in White Jeans 

This, by law, makes you into butt stuff

Oh, look at Braden wearing his white jeans” “Guys in White Jeans are definitely into butt stuff

Guys in White Jeans by BradensWhiteJeans February 12, 2020