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White Goodman 

A character from the comedic film 'Dodgeball' played by Ben Stiller. He is the owner of Globo Gym, a chain of gymnasiums that he built from scrap(with the help of some inheritence money). He is the main rival of Peter LaFleur(Vince Vaughn) who owns another (much smaller and less successful) gym across the road. However Peter is a nice average guy(his gym's called Average Joe's!) whereas White is an egotistical, rude, inconsiderate and stupid man in need of psychological help.
That White Goodman deserves a smack in the mouth...and then some.

Whoa.. calm down remember he's just a character.

Oh yeah, sorry.

Quotes From the film 'Dodgeball'
White - Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.
LaFleur - Why would i want cupholders.

White- I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

White - Your "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society.

White - Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur!

White - Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.

Whote - Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I was once.

White - We can help you turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every day, into a Franken-fine!
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a White Goodman 

The act of either 1. Masturbating to a pizza. or 2. using pizza to get off. Named for the Dodgeball character who was formerly fat and now formerly skinny. who at one point got off to a slice of pizza!
Dude is he probably going home to pull a white goodman
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