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White Goodman 

A character from the comedic film 'Dodgeball' played by Ben Stiller. He is the owner of Globo Gym, a chain of gymnasiums that he built from scrap(with the help of some inheritence money). He is the main rival of Peter LaFleur(Vince Vaughn) who owns another (much smaller and less successful) gym across the road. However Peter is a nice average guy(his gym's called Average Joe's!) whereas White is an egotistical, rude, inconsiderate and stupid man in need of psychological help.
That White Goodman deserves a smack in the mouth...and then some.

Whoa.. calm down remember he's just a character.

Oh yeah, sorry.

Quotes From the film 'Dodgeball'
White - Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.
LaFleur - Why would i want cupholders.

White- I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

White - Your "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society.

White - Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur!

White - Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.

Whote - Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I was once.

White - We can help you turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every day, into a Franken-fine!
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a White Goodman 

The act of either 1. Masturbating to a pizza. or 2. using pizza to get off. Named for the Dodgeball character who was formerly fat and now formerly skinny. who at one point got off to a slice of pizza!
Dude is he probably going home to pull a white goodman
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026