white gloves

Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).

Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out?
Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.

by techiespecial November 30, 2013

Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves

by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2020

White Glover

A lackey paid to jerk off thoroughbred horses in order to keep them calm before a big race.

I went to the winner's circle to congratulate the entire team behind the victorious horse, but was careful not to shake hands with the white glover.

by Darktowerfan March 29, 2023

white-glove test

A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.

I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.

by imp777 January 26, 2004

white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 24, 2004

White Glove the Bed

Like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear 'white gloves' and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret sexual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. semen, cum, etc.

Stephanie and Sam had to white glove the bed after having sex so Sam's boyfriend wouldn't suspect anything.

by NeriumKiss June 24, 2016

The White Glove

Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.

Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."

by houdinihand September 22, 2007