Whippany Park Highschool

1) The football team is ass.

2) The marching band used to be good but is now ass as well.
3) Cheerleaders are irrelevant.

4) Almost everyone is white.

5) No one knows how to wear their mask properly.
6) The asians are either bullied or white washed.
7) Mr. Kelly is my 13th reason.
8) Learn math on ur own if u don't wanna fail cuz math teachers don't do shit.
9) the café fries are BUSSIN.
10) no one actually knows how politics actually work, they get all their info from tiktok.
11) House on Mango street is cancer

12) Honors Englsih is a joke

13) Profe Beyer and Curly Cal are the only ones that care about your mental health

14) AACC is probably the worst club at this point

15) Ms. Vitale flirts with all the popular guys it's sus

16) Our only flex is being better than Hanover Park (sister school)

Bob: Oh u go to whippany park highschool?!
Jennie: Yea it's awful here

Bob: Transfer to Hanover Park
Jennie: Oh hell nawh that's a different type of awful

Whippany Park Highschool by kirby's thicc ass May 11, 2021

whippany park high school 

the shittiest school in morris county new jersey. this school is full of crackheads, white, white, and more white racist republicans. everyone at this school basically wants to drop out of how shitty the teachers and people are. everyone hates each other and their own friends. all the students are fake as shit and you will most likely get trust issues if you attend this school!!

damn is that a whippany park high school football varsity jacket?
hell yeah we’re shit at football we haven’t won a game in 2 years!!

whippany park high school by Anonymous little whore October 14, 2019