Whippany Park Highschool
1) The football team is ass.
2) The marching band used to be good but is now ass as well.
3) Cheerleaders are irrelevant.
4) Almost everyone is white.
5) No one knows how to wear their mask properly.
6) The asians are either bullied or white washed.
7) Mr. Kelly is my 13th reason.
8) Learn math on ur own if u don't wanna fail cuz math teachers don't do shit.
9) the café fries are BUSSIN.
10) no one actually knows how politics actually work, they get all their info from tiktok.
11) House on Mango street is cancer
12) Honors Englsih is a joke
13) Profe Beyer and Curly Cal are the only ones that care about your mental health
14) AACC is probably the worst club at this point
15) Ms. Vitale flirts with all the popular guys it's sus
16) Our only flex is being better than Hanover Park (sister school)
2) The marching band used to be good but is now ass as well.
3) Cheerleaders are irrelevant.
4) Almost everyone is white.
5) No one knows how to wear their mask properly.
6) The asians are either bullied or white washed.
7) Mr. Kelly is my 13th reason.
8) Learn math on ur own if u don't wanna fail cuz math teachers don't do shit.
9) the café fries are BUSSIN.
10) no one actually knows how politics actually work, they get all their info from tiktok.
11) House on Mango street is cancer
12) Honors Englsih is a joke
13) Profe Beyer and Curly Cal are the only ones that care about your mental health
14) AACC is probably the worst club at this point
15) Ms. Vitale flirts with all the popular guys it's sus
16) Our only flex is being better than Hanover Park (sister school)
Bob: Oh u go to whippany park highschool?!
Jennie: Yea it's awful here
Bob: Transfer to Hanover Park
Jennie: Oh hell nawh that's a different type of awful
Jennie: Yea it's awful here
Bob: Transfer to Hanover Park
Jennie: Oh hell nawh that's a different type of awful
Whippany Park Highschool by kirby's thicc ass May 11, 2021
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