It is a way of showing your big dick to other men. ''What the actual'' could take the place of ''Why am I such a fucking faggot''.
Dim Sum:Hey man, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado, what the actual?
Cool guy with big dick: Shut the fuck up.
Cool guy with big dick: Shut the fuck up.
by bigolpeepee June 21, 2014
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by DollyDolittle October 11, 2011
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Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.
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Get the What the actual fuck, dude mug.An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.
"What the actual fuck are you doing?"
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by wanking_at_gunpoint October 8, 2008
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Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.
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