you use this to decline anything a person says
Person1: i got a new phone!

Person2: What if i said no

Person1: *Phone Disappears*
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Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:

1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up.

2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.

3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.
1. Having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, "That was long, rough, and I will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!"
After realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can't help but hesitantly say, "That's what I said...?"

2. Person A making appropriate conversation about something: "It's pretty hard but I like a challenge."
Person B in overly sexual tone: "That's what I said."

3. Someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: "Fuck me!"
You: "That's what I said!"
Your friend: "Hahaha, that is a true story you ARE slutty...laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed I am!"
by jordanlnk June 11, 2009
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a sarcastic way of answering someone who asks you to repeat what you said.

Originated in South Jersey
Will: Damn you're beat.
Tim: What?
Will: What I said.
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A phrase that is used when someone hears you wrong and tries to correct you by saying what you originally said.
Tom: I went to the movies the other day.
Jim: You mean you WENT to the movies.
Tom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!
by some_guy1829374 March 6, 2008
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When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.
I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said
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Phrase added after a comment to make something completely unsexual sound sexual and usually humerus. Derived from the phrase "thats what she said" and works similar.
"once I finish up with him, I'll get started on you"
"thats what I said"
by ambercake November 24, 2008
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The opposite of that's what she said. Better than saying that's what he said because if your a guy that sounds kinda gay.
"I'm about to put it in there"

"That's what I said to she"
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