Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016

Whole Kale

Replacement for whole sale which can be used for fun or a nickname for a greedy little biznatch who steals food and drink.

Whole Kale keeps asking for my fruit snacks and bottles of water, she's such a biznatch!

by ObamaObamaObamaObamaObamaObama February 23, 2026