Skip to main content

whackidextreous 

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.
kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.
whackidextreous by matty January 26, 2005

Whackaday 

Originally a program with Timmy Mallet in the 90's, but also used to describe someone who has spent an entire day wanking
'What are you up to Saturday Keith?'

Not much. The girlfriend is at work, so I think i'll have a Whackaday!
Whackaday by Mr Bigglesworth 2 April 21, 2009

whackadactyl 

What something whack would be if it were a dinosaur.
"If this party were a dinosaur, it'd be a whackadactyl."
whackadactyl by comediocre July 7, 2008

whackidlic

it meens mostly anything you want it to but somthing so sexy that you could whack off to it
that chick is so WHACKIDLIC that i could whack off to her.
whackidlic by Dimitris balls February 4, 2009

Whackdaddyjellybeanmaffleo 

Used by men, often Pimps, as a degrading name to women. Mentioned on a cirtain show called "TV Sex Pals".
Pokey: Pimps are awful men. They call women degrading names such as "Slut", "Hoe", "Bitch", "Whore", "Hoochie",

"Whackdaddyjellybeanmaffleo".

Whackdamnit 

Is when you grip your dick as hard as you can tell the head swells while jerking it off. Then right before you come you stick your finger in the hole to plug it so nothing can come out. Resulting in a whackdamnit.
"Dude, she gave me a whackdamnit!"
Whackdamnit by ElTãrg May 1, 2018