Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.

While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.

by Filibuster September 26, 2018

Wet Monkey

Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.

As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.

by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 29, 2009

Wet Monkey

when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.

i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey

by griggs-leaston October 22, 2008

Wet Monkey

A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.

Dude, did you see Matt do the wet monkey at the wedding? It was hilarious!

by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010

wet monkey

bathing apes, fresh kicks, fresh hoodies kid

my closets filled with gators and some wet monkeys

by CREAM4L October 3, 2006

wet monkey

Canine fecal matter.

I gotta take my dog out. He got a bunch of wet monkeys beating on his colon.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

my wet monkey

Wet = slippery, juicy
Monkey = love box, pussy, pleasure place
So....My Wet Monkey is My slippery, juicy love box
Also an adult website I think

My Wet Monkey is a juicy, loving sexual pleasure box.

by Marli2 November 17, 2009