Wet Turkey

When one intensely bastes their dick in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy blow job. Reinvents Thanksgiving dinner.

"Dude, last night at thanksgiving I convinced my cousin Sally to give me a wet turkey. Best Thanksgiving Ever. But my mom was wondering where all the gravy went."

by Iloveturkeydick69xolawl January 16, 2010

Wet Turkey

A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.

I wet turkey your mother last night.

by Julien martinez October 14, 2017

Wet Turkey

Wet Turkey means some really shitty weed. If you smoke weed you know what I am talking about.

That dealer didn't give you dank, he gave you some Wet Turkey.

by Wantedbymany November 21, 2011