Wet Taco

A wet pussy. Preferabley a black chick, so there is some cold beef inside.

Dude that chicks wet taco was so nice.

by Blumpkin Jones March 5, 2009

wet taco

The act of jumping on top of someone and giving the person a hug right after taking a shower (before drying off).

Whoa dude, Chris just gave Jen a wet taco!

by Norway August 30, 2005

Wet Taco

A wet, smelly, and sweaty Guatemalan worker after working in the rain on a hot day

Hey rolando get your wet taco ass out of the truck and back to work!

by Mushroom chode July 5, 2019

Wet taco cheese pull

A tiny pale dick, approximately string cheese size, engaged in vaginal penetration and evacuation.

I hit her with the old wet taco cheese pull, sour cream and all.

by EwUrGrowse May 24, 2021

wet sloppy taco

the sexual act of cumming to the mere thought of Mexican food

While at the Mexican restaurant that little tease of a waitress seductively served me my fajitas. When she bent over and I saw that sweet sweet fajita juice I had a wet sloppy taco

by LilKuch February 4, 2013

Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe

Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe

by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022