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When you lick the palm of your hand and bitch slap someone.
A variation of the "wet willie".
Did you see that girl go up on stage and wet slap Grooverider? It was rad.
wet slap by selector moldy September 22, 2005
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When you get water on your hand and slap someone in the face, because not only does it get their face wet but it also makes an excellent sound.
John was pissing me off on the way to school so I put my hand in a rain puddle and wet slapped him.
wet slap by Lis June 25, 2005
When a women slaps a mans face with the wet lips of her vigina. Thus making a slapping sound.
I got wet slapped for being naught under the sheets.
Wet Slap by irusthevirus December 15, 2008
when one bro slaps another bro in the face with seamen while one bro is vulnerable such as while he is sleeping, jerkin the gerkin, or drunk out of his mind.
Yo last night Chad was gettin it on with Sally and i came up behind him and wet slaped that bitch
wet slap by duce droppa December 20, 2007

The wet slap 

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).
"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"
The wet slap by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

Wet salmon slap 

sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.
duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho
Wet salmon slap by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

wet churro slap 

the act of slapping some ones face with your dick while jizzing or pissing at the same time.
my grandpa loves getting wet churro slaps.
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