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A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.
Ah, yes... That indeed is a Wet Randy, but just barely...
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when you lick your finger or use your tounge to wetten between someone elses finger(webbing). Mostly uncomfortable due to the moisture between the fingers forcing a wipeoff immediately.
person 1: dude i cant believe she licked between your fingers!

person 2: yeah, she really wet randy'ed me.
wet randy by jaybuckets September 24, 2011
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When you spit inside someone's ear and blow in it, then stick your finger in the same ear and wiggle it around.
Wet Randy:

Male Version: The best sensation during sexual intercourse when the man does it to woman during doggystyle, BJs, reverse side-by-side, reverse cowgirl, & butterfly style... usually any man-on-top styles.

Female Version: The most interesting moments is when the woman does it to the man during cunnilings, pile-driver, side-by-side, & other woman fetish advantages over men during sexual intercourse.
Wet Randy by HalfBeard May 15, 2013

the wet randall 

the act of spluging in an ear of the same sex. than sticking ur member in the ear and twisting it back and forth.
i gave davers the wet randall
the wet randall by the wet randall September 8, 2009

Wet Randell 

When a male ejaculates in a girls ear. Normally during Oral Sex
GT: "I gave her a Wet Randell when she went to rest her jaw."

Jimmy: "Hell Yea thats my boy!"
Wet Randell by MRGGT December 27, 2009
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