Wet Potato 

Someone who doesn't participate in a specific activity because they are scared. Someone who is a pussy!

You didn't get your eyebrow pierced, you wet potato.

Wet Potato by Wet Potato September 30, 2005

Wet Potato 

A game in which 4-10 men enter a locker room and strip naked. The rules are as follows:
1. All men must rub baby oil upon each other until completely soaked.
2. The youngest player starts with a butter-soaked potato.
3. The player with the potato must hold on to the for as long as possible without dropping it.
4. If the potato is dropped, the player who dropped it must bend over to pick it up.
5. The first player to get his penis in the dropper's anus gets to hold the potato.
7. If the potato is picked up, one point is scored.
8. First person to get 8 points wins.

"Hey man, the guys and I are going to the gym to play Wet Potato, you want in?"

Wet Potato by chickentestes April 11, 2014

wet potato chip 

After a large callus on the ball of your foot comes off in one clean piece (especially after physical abuse to it) ; it bears a resemblance to a large, moist kettle cooked potato chip.

Pushing off the ball of my foot all day during the soccer game, by the time I got home and peeled my sock off, a wet potato chip fell out.

wet potato chip by spackjarrow October 26, 2015

wet mashed potatoes 

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.

"Wet mashed potatoes"
*every guy around*

"OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!"
sexual

wet mashed potatoes by LOV3DOCTOR November 5, 2015