Wet Paper Bag 

Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."

John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.

Wet Paper Bag by SaucyWench May 29, 2016

Wet Paper Bag 

Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB

Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.

Wet Paper Bag by Sima June 30, 2005

wet paper bag 

Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag

wet paper bag by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017

Wet Paper Bag Scenario 

Wet Paper bag scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless

Wet Paper Bag Scenario by davidism1 August 9, 2022

The Wet Paper Bag 

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.

Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.

The Wet Paper Bag by DabbinInACabin September 3, 2019