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Slang term for chewing tobacco in New Hampshire
yo meet me in the bathroom i need a wet one wicked bad
wet one by Dukes79 June 8, 2010
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when you rip ass and your fart sounds like you just shit your pants, now remember if you hear someone rip a wet one no matter what they say it is still possible they have just shit all inside their pants and they are now walking around with a very embarrasing load in their shorts/pants.
"Oh my god did you just hear that!? I think dave just ripped a HUGE wet one!"
wet one by Ballsack Mcgee Jr. August 19, 2007
a wet one often mistaked by the word shart is when you do a proper stoinker and couldnt hold it in often this happens in the shower or when your arse is lubricated/sweaty when you drop a wet one it is often good to check your pants in case of a shart
i got out the shower and dropped a wet one in my grandads feeding tube
wet one by runny one March 5, 2022
a wet sticky piece of doo doo
wet one by doo doo cheks April 26, 2023

a wet one 

A wet one : (Adjective) When a multi-orgasmic man ejaculates after having had atleast 1 dry orgasm prior .
Example : Hmmm baby , I want you to ride me to a dry climax, as im saving “a wet one “ for you to taste a little later.
a wet one by marmotte1 January 14, 2018

a wet one 

A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.
Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .
a wet one by marmotte1 January 15, 2018

walking wet one 

A girl who is as horny as it gets walking right by you and you can just see how wet she is.
"man look at that walking wet one"Charlie said.
" Dude sara is always a walking wet one" David said.
walking wet one by DMMayer October 18, 2006
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