Wet Biscuit 

When a group of sexually deprived men put a biscuit on the floor, stand in a circle around said biscuit, turn off the lights, and simultaneously start masturbating. The game can only be started when everyone's dick is flaccid. The last person to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat said biscuit. All players must ejaculate. This game is usually played in remote locations such as hunting cabins, ice fishing huts, YMCA locker rooms, The Oval Office, the entire state of West Virginia, Harry Potter Conventions or other L.A.R.P.ing events, W.O.W. Tournaments, and middle aged men's mother's basements. In Canada this event is only surpassed in popularity by curling.

When Jethro went on his first Ice Fishing trip to Saskatoon with Cleetus and his friends he was introduced to the past time of Wet Biscuit . Jethro was surprised with how warm the biscuit was after sitting on the ice for so long.

Wet Biscuit by BDD12 March 29, 2015

Wet Biscuit 

This is a game where one's friends get in to a small group and form a circle and all start to wank over a chocolate biscuit the last to come loses and must eat the biscuit

This could possbily make the loser very ill but a friend of mine who did it lost and had to eat the biscuit and he said man come tasted salty!!

Wet Biscuit by Bob March 26, 2005

wet biscuit 

a limp, moist, weak, handshake

As in a man or woman gives you a bad handshake. "I sure don't trust that guy Bill, he gives a wet biscuit." (i.e. bad handshake)

wet biscuit by Sassmouth11 July 25, 2011

Wet Biscuit 

When a man gives a woman who has a yeast infection a creampie.

Susie has a yeast infection but I still gave her a wet biscuit last night.

Wet Biscuit by Papa Pale October 1, 2016

Wet Biscuit 

A Wet Biscuit is a person with homosexual tendencies.

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."

Wet Biscuit by Doota 69 October 10, 2020

Wet biscuits 

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

Wet biscuits by that guy-007 May 11, 2025