West Coasted

To have something stolen. Derived from the car theft statistics that indicate that California cities are frequently among the top ten for car theft rates.
Usually used in the past tense

Fred left his laptop on his passenger seat in the Stadium's parking lot and of course, the thing gets west coasted.

West Coasted by The Funhouse March 19, 2010

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West coasted

Anal sex

Hey babe wanna come to oregon and get west coasted

West coasted by Killahkut45 April 18, 2023

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West coaster

A whore who snorts coca all day!

Have you seen the west coaster!!

West coaster by Wh0ręh0u5e23 March 17, 2021

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West Virginia coaster

1. A small stack of 4 or 5 Post-it® notes placed under a cold drink to prevent condensation rings from forming on a surface.

2. A folded paper towel, piece of paper or any other object that is not a coaster used as a makeshift drink coaster.

I'm a broke ass college student. I don't have any real coasters. Hand me those Post-it® notes. I'll make you a West Virginia coaster real quick.

West Virginia coaster by FinelyThreaded January 6, 2012

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westcoasted

when something or someone makes you ascend/get turned on. when something is so scrumdiddlyumptious it makes you levitate. refers to west coast by lana del rey *synth solo in chorus plays vividly*

Shayne: *mutters incoherently, grunts, and moans*
Cassandra: i just westcoasted. that was so hot. *I CAN SEE MY BABY SWINGINGGGGG*

westcoasted by foureyesandres November 30, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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