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Welcome Center 

1. It's a bigger rest area that is usually found at state borders.

You can find everything that you find at rest areas here: Toilets (remember to wipe the seats and flush before using), vending machines that contain food and water to ease starvation, a map two, sometimes an area to sit and eat your oacked lunch, or if it's a good one, a dog park, and even small museums in some cases, etc. Welcome centers also seem to be a bit more advanced than normal rest areas.
1. I need to stop at a Welcome Center to take a shit, find out where the fuck I am, and buy junk food.
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Welcome Center 

A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.
That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.

Vermont Welcome Center

1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person.

2. Jump on the bottle.
Malcolm owed me twenty bucks, but he was broke. I took him to the Vermont Welcome Center, and he hasn't asked for money since.

Mississippi Welcome Center 

30 guys in white hoods, or punchline to a nigger joke.
Mississippi Welcome Center 10 miles ahead.

International Welcome Center 

Any man or woman who opens their hearts (legs) wide in greating to all international visitors to a country because they can't get enough of that sweet sweet exotic poontang.
Lindsey and Felicia make up the University's official International Welcome Center.
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