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Welcome Center 

1. It's a bigger rest area that is usually found at state borders.

You can find everything that you find at rest areas here: Toilets (remember to wipe the seats and flush before using), vending machines that contain food and water to ease starvation, a map two, sometimes an area to sit and eat your oacked lunch, or if it's a good one, a dog park, and even small museums in some cases, etc. Welcome centers also seem to be a bit more advanced than normal rest areas.
1. I need to stop at a Welcome Center to take a shit, find out where the fuck I am, and buy junk food.
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Welcome Center 

A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.
That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.

Vermont Welcome Center

1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person.

2. Jump on the bottle.
Malcolm owed me twenty bucks, but he was broke. I took him to the Vermont Welcome Center, and he hasn't asked for money since.

Mississippi Welcome Center 

30 guys in white hoods, or punchline to a nigger joke.

International Welcome Center 

Any man or woman who opens their hearts (legs) wide in greating to all international visitors to a country because they can't get enough of that sweet sweet exotic poontang.
Lindsey and Felicia make up the University's official International Welcome Center.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026