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Weiner Head 

E.G. Jason Licked Jay Remmies Weiner Head had and jay remmy became erect

weiner-headbutt 

The act of hitting someone's weiner in a forceful manner with ones head.
Watch out he has a strong weiner-headbutt!

U flipping wiener head 

The most unruly insult to have every plagued your christian Minecraft server. Saying this forces someone to give you all their diamonds when used on anything other than Minecraft, the person will melt and all attempts at a comeback, yes, even ur family tree lgbt is totally useless against this. Use with caution, you can kill someone
Diamondminer707 : heck you Gimme ur diamonds or I hack you scrub XD
Minecraft_miner6969 : u flipping wiener head

Diamond,iner707 : *melts whilst handing over diamonds*

weinerbead

Bling for your thing...otherwise...jewelery for your penis.
That guy's weinerbead is soo classy but a little tight.
weinerbead by Gabthefab May 19, 2006

Weinerhead 

One who is a jerkoff or a dickhole . after than fuck
Matt was a Weinerhead to his girlfriend yesterday
Weinerhead by Hottopic77 February 11, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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